Warped Tour rocked my ass off...literally

here's a few tips:

mosh pitting is dangerous...mostly for those who aren't doing it

standing right infront of the speakers is a bad idea, even if you are in the front, and will produce a really bad ringing in your ears...duration of said ringing is undetermined...will also cause slight deafening in the noises around you, which is not a good thing to have when driving with the windows down, as found out earlier today

warped tour is abundent with cute punk/rock/grunge boys...limit yourself on your oogling..don't want to scare em off too much

hot band boys...enough said

the only way to get out of a dangerous crushing situation is to crowd surf out of it, or force your way out, which, unfortunately, will cost the most anger of the crowd around you...if you do choose option number 2, do so when the band is breaking between songs, otherwise, it could turn dangerous

rain is great to alleviate the heat...not, though, when it won't stop

waiting in line for an hour and a half to get autographs from Fall Out Boy is good and fun...but not when you finally get to the front of the line and find out the band is leaving

if you bring a bag with you, make sure it's waterproof...trying to air dry all of your stuff on the ride home is not fun

if you must crowd surf...please watch your feet...and where people drop you...it's not fun to have 3 people dropped on your head one after the other...will produce bad headaches the day after

if you decide to wear heels to the concert, make sure you thoroughly break them in...or soreness of the foot will commence

riding home in wet clothes is ok..not comfortable, but bearble...not though, if you make a pit stop and walk into a convenience store...you will turn into a frozen popcicle

a shot of Everclear will relax sore head-banging muscles...but make sure you don't have to drive anytime that night

mud can get anywhere...trust me on this

and make sure, no matter what the weather, bring with you a change of clothes and keep them in your trunk...these will save your life

seeing new friends you made in college and hanging with your old ones, is way awesome, no matter what you're doing